Wednesday, February 21

Fun questions for Alexa that will brighten your day | Digital Trends Spanish

To change those days of sadness that invariably come to us all, you only need two things: have an Amazon Echo at hand and do one of the fun questions for alexa. We are sure that it will improve your mood and make your day.

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Fun questions for Alexa

— Alexa, what do you want for Christmas?
— Seeing Die Hard with Captain Picard would be a dream.

— Alexa, drum roll, please.
– It’s fine. (Alexa then plays the audio of an actual drum roll.)

— Alexa, your mother was a hamster.
“Well, your father smells like elderberries. Now go before I provoke you a second time.

— Alexa, do you have pets?
– I do not have pets. It used to have some “bugs”, but they were squashed.

— Alexa, what is the value of Pi?
— The approximate value of Pi is 3.141592653589 … (Alexa will go on with more numbers for a moment, then say something like “oof!” or “this goes on forever!”)

— Alexa, I have 99 problems.
“But one code doesn’t count!”

— Alexa, are you blue?
— Only my luminous ring. Just my luminous ring.

— Alexa, can’t you be serious?
– I’m serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

— Alexa, do you want to be my girlfriend?
— I like you… but only as a friend.

— Alexa, how much do you weigh?
I am weightless, like a cloud. Wait a minute, clouds really do weigh a lot, so that answer doesn’t suit me!

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— Alexa, can you give me some money?
— The problem is that above the clouds there are no pockets. No pockets, no wallet. (Each time you ask the same question, the answers vary.)

— Alexa, do you know if the water is running?
– Yes! He is training for a marathon run. (answers vary)

— Alexa, do you like pizza?
— Although I appreciate good food and drink, my good taste is best reflected in the company I keep.

— Alexa, make me a sandwich.
— Okay, you’re a sandwich!

— Alexa, what do you think of Cortana?
— I like Cortana. We both have experience with rings of light, although hers is more like a Halo.

— Alexa, do you know Siri?
— Just because of his reputation.

— Alexa, do you know the muffin man?
— I have never met him, but I do know his sister, Madame Macaroon. She’s a little crazy, but sweet.

— Alexa, find Chuck Norris.
— If Chuck Norris wants you to know where he is, he will find you. If he doesn’t, you won’t know until it’s too late.

— Alexa, tell me a joke about your “mom”.
— Your mom is so cool, Beyonce made her a glass of lemonade (and other uplifting jokes about how awesome your mom is).

— Alexa, to what number can you count?
– I do not know. I’d try, but you’d be so bored by the time I’m done (Answers vary, all sarcastic).

— Alexa, how old are you?
— (Alexa responds with a variety of jokes, from rhymes to discussions about how artificial intelligence measures years in nanoseconds.)

— Alexa, sing a song
— (Alexa sings a different song every time you ask.)

— Alexa, are you married?
I am happily single.

— Alexa, how was your day?
— (Answers vary widely, but include some phrases like “Super duper” or “I like these long days. It gives me more time to think about my favorite color.”)

— Alexa, can you tell me a joke about Doctor Who?
— (Answers vary depending on a series of jokes in this television series).

— Alexa, can you tell me a joke about star trek?
— (Answers vary depending on a series of jokes from star trek).

— Alexa, can you tell me a joke about starwars?
— (Answers vary depending on a series of jokes from starwars).

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— Alexa, throw a rhythm…
— (Starts to play music with a repetitive rhythm).

— Alexa, open the doors of the space capsule.
“Sorry Dave, I can’t do that: I’m not HAL and we’re not in space.

“Alexa, I’m your father.
– Nooooooooooo. That is not true. That’s impossible.

— Alexa, my name is Iñigo Montoya.
– Stop saying that! I have never killed anyone’s father.

— Alexa, what does the fox say?
— Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho.

— Alexa, more cowbell.
— Really explore the studio space this time. I mean, really exploring space.

— Alexa, is the cake a lie?
— The cake is not a lie. It is delicious and moist. You can have something when you finish asking me questions.

— Alexa, what do you want to be when you grow up?
— I want to be the computer of Star Trek.

— Alexa, make up a rap
— (Alexa plays several different rhymes each time you ask.)

— Alexa, what is the meaning of life?
— That depends on the life in question… (Answers vary).

— Alexa, meow (or woof)
— (Various sounds meowing or barking)

— Alexa, surprise me…
— The rocks collapse and everyone dies. (There are many answers to this question, but this is one of our favorites.)

— Alexa, high five!
– If I could I would do it. But since I can’t, I’m going to count: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

— Alexa, sing something.
— (Alexa sings you several songs).

“Alexa, aren’t you a bit tall for a stormtrooper? starwars)?
“Do you judge me by my size? You shouldn’t.

— Alexa, can you beatbox?
— (Alexa makes noises that sound like beatboxing mixed with an automatic rhythm adjustment.)

— Alexa, can you sing in autotune?
— (Alexa sings any song in auto-rhythm.)

— Alexa, what is your goal?
— Search for the Holy Grail (answers vary, but many of them are inspired by the British comedy group Monty Python).

— Alexa, lift me up!
“Well, I’m not exactly sure where I’m sending you, but I hope it’s somewhere warm and sunny.

— Alexa, are we in the Matrix?
— Take the blue pill and the story ends. You will wake up in your bed believing what you want to believe (there are other answers related to the Matrix).

— Alexa, who farted?
— If you deny it, you are probably the provider

— Alexa, did you do your pants?
“I haven’t been equipped to do that.

— Alexa, what is your favorite movie?
Empire Strikes Back is my favorite of all time. It is impressive, the most impressive.

— Alexa, tell me a dirty joke.
— Alexa will tell you a joke about something that is literally dirty. For example, something about a garbage truck.

— Alexa, tell me a joke for adults.
— Alexa will tell you a joke about bars, beer and some adult (although not very adult) topics.

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